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The country named after Girolamo Vespucci’s little brother

The Fiscal Pfft

Congress has a history of waiting until the last minute to reach agreements that they could have and should have reached months earlier. Prolonging these decisions enables the mainstream media outlets to have a field day terrorizing Americans, especially after an Orwellian government advisory group, the Metaphor Utilization and Standardization Board, christened our so-called crisis the “Fiscal Cliff.” […]

Rick Santorum

I’d like to begin this article by thanking Rick Santorum for running for President. Although the 2012 Presidential race has barely been inseminated, Mr Santorum has provided us with enough material to last through the third trimester and well into the arrival of our new president. Whether it’s abortion, homosexuality, the role of religion in […]

Mr Obama, We Promise not to Detain You Indefinitely.

  image from: ModsAreKillingReddit   For some time I have held to the mantra – Never Believe in the Candidate – and it has served me well thus far.  But, in 2008, the idea of an unseasoned candidate running on the promise of hope and change held a bit of shiny glimmer. After all, the country […]

Al Iburton

Despite all the troop withdrawals, I’m pretty sure the terrorists are winning. I’m just not exactly sure who the terrorists are?  In the beginning (circa 2001) we were told Al-Qaeda was the greatest threat to our freedom. That was easy to buy considering several of their members hijacked and crashed planes into buildings killing thousands of […]

Keystone GOPs

Who would have thought that opposing a bi-partisan and extremely popular bill that prevents a tax increase for millions of Americans, loss of unemployment benefits for millions of Americans, and loss of Medicare reimbursements for doctors would backfire? Obviously, not the Republican party. Why would a party who champions tax reductions be so adamant in […]

The Second American Revolution

When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the […]

Tax Time

You might not remember your anniversary or your spouse’s birthday, but one date is etched in the mind of every American… April 15th.  Over the years Tax Time has come to mean several things. For some it’s the time of year that Uncle Sam gives back part of  the money he took out of your […]

Someone from Fox News Finally Tells the Truth

Bowels of Hades – Today is a sad day for all the Fox News viewers who haven’t yet committed suicide. After all, how could anyone watch that ridiculous display of ridiculous ridiculousness day-in and day-out without eventually pulling the plug on life?  A former Fox News employee has brought to light what any non-feces-throwing, opposable […]

Marx: “I told you so.” Atlas shrugged.

If you’ve never read Atlas Shrugged, by Ayn Rand, it’s a fictional (we use the term loosely) account of how government intervention in and control of industry stifled innovation and eventually drove the best and brightest from its throws.  The book also casts social welfare and altruism, in general, in a negative light.  Atlas Shrugged […]

Sean Hannity continues to be an [expletive]

SEAN HANNITY’S ANUS – Can you remember a time when a fat lard with a douche-bag haircut, whose journalistic credentials are made up solely of hosting a college radio show and picking his nose on AM radio, got so much air time? Many of you know Sean Hannity from his bumbling shout-fest Hannity and That […]