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Dark Corner News Pulls First Article

DCNHQ – Recently, DCN posted an article entitled “Chick and Norris Team Up to Wipe Out Muslim Threat” by the Gwar Baby. The article detailed a plan by Jack Chick (infamous tract publisher) and Chuck Norris (Supreme Lord and Commander of the Universe) to wipe out scores of Muslim babies who were programmed by Allah to self-destruct as suicide bombers once they’d reached a certain age.

After recieving death threats and several roundhouse kicks to-the-face, Mr Gwar Baby has decided to recant the article, however true it may be, and post a new article at a later date. We at DCN would like to extend our deepest apologies to Mr Norris, and we would like to also add that we have nothing but the utmost respect for him and his ability to divide by zero.

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